In 2002 a DotCom e-commerce unit was sent to social services by a federal court for a spam crime they didn’t commit. These men eventually escaped from theyr offline labors and banded together on a New York City garage. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as online mercenaries. If you have a web project, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...
He is crazy for online advertising, conversion rates, the profiling of users. Often sells "smoke" and speaks with a jargon incomprehensible to clients. See the web only in terms of monetization and dreams of inventing the next killer application. Despises the world of open source which does not understand the "no-money" logic. He would kill all the visitors who do not respond to the "call to actions".
The Social Whore
She is crazy for writing and always hunting for news. See the web only in terms of content and secretly dreams of becoming a "blog star" and get the attention of Mark Zuckerberg. Despises the marketers with their recommendations to write for search engines and the programmers which prohibit accented letters (ascii codes). Would kill all the visitors that steal contents and not participate in conversations on the networks (lurkers).
The Pornsites Specialist
Specialized in "porn sites" design he always looks for new funky trends. See the web only in terms of graphics and dreams of winning the next WEBBY AWARDS. Despises programmers and maniacs usability and accessibility. He would kill all the visitors who navigate without broadband and Flash plugin.
The Bugs Killer
The illegitim son of Bill Gates. He is crazy for programming, which is strongly linked to the opensource world, tend sociopath. See the web only in terms of programming code and dream of deface the Google.com home page displaying the mysterious algorithm. Often quarrel with designers and would kill all the visitors who browse with Microsoft IE.
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